REUBENICKENOBICKLE: She's Out There, You Know...In The Garden...Just...Sniffing Flowers Or Some Shit...No...She's (Eyes Down, Shaking Head) She's Being...Fuck...She's Just Being Tracy...(Sigh)...

Saturday, April 19, 2014

She's Out There, You Know...In The Garden...Just...Sniffing Flowers Or Some Shit...No...She's (Eyes Down, Shaking Head) She's Being...Fuck...She's Just Being Tracy...(Sigh)...

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TWApril 19, 2014 at 1:28 PM
Tracy is a cum-guzzling whore...who loves purty flowers
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Brandon Schlong Facts

- Recorded an all-snare-drum version of "Appetite For Destruction" using 5 snare-drums...it sucked...
- "I could be wrong, but I don't think so," is a very 'Brandon Schlong' thing to say.
- Has an obsession with objects doing wheelies
- Scripted a still-unproduced, screenplay titled "The Queen Of Splatter"
- "It's not a horror movie," Brandon Schlong chuckled. "It's something you probably don't really want to know about."
- Was awarded generous numbers of Yellow and Red 4-H County Fair Ribbons as a child
- Enjoys walking around holding a clip-board
- Authored A Baked Bean Cook-Book
- Invented a sex-act termed: "The Carolina Moon-Roof"
- Started a used underwear business called: "Redd Skidmarxx"
- Wrote a 900 line poem titled: "Fields of Wisteria"...it sucked