Brandon Schlong Bio-Tune: Cirith Ungol - I'm Alive (1980)

Cirith Ungol - I'm Alive (1980)

Album: Frost and Fire

Lyrics:

I shiver when I remember

The things that I have seen

I know the light, I know the Night

I have walked with things unseen

I have been a king invincible

I've been the poorest of the poor

I've pulled the mighty from their thrones

And laughed at Death's own door

'Cause I'm alive, I'm alive

I'm alive, I'm alive

I roamed the world in search of life

Death followed in my wake

I searched for truth, I want the truth

And learned more than I could take

I've walked the roads of mystery

And it's aged me much too soon

I've paied the piper and I've paied him well

But he still calls the tune

I'm alive [4x]

I shiver when I remember

The shadow of the past

The lonely ways, the lonely days

When every breath might be my last

I lost my heart, I lost my soul

By every hand betrayed

But I've still got strength, I've still got life

And that will never change

'Cause I'm alive, I'm alive

I'm alive, I'm alive

I'm alive [5x]

Heavy Metal Spotlight #5: Warrant

Warrant - Cherry Pie

(1990)

Video

Warrant - Uncle Tom's Cabin

(1990)

Video

Warrant - I Saw Red

(Live 1991 Japan)

Favorite Part:

1:20 - 1:29

When Jani Lane takes a drink of beer 

and his eyes glaze over three-fold

That's...I love that
Endless thanks to my beautiful, beautiful friend
I never realized this song kicked ass until I met you
Little Momma

#Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (1991) Video

Metallica - Nothing Else Matters

(1991)

Official Video

I love this video from start to finish

Phenomenal footage, I must say

My Absolute Favorite Part 2:42-2:45

It's just James Hetfield being James Fucking Hetfield

Doing his James Hetfield shenanigans 

His guitar isn't even plugged in

He's just standing outside of a building

Being James Fucking Hetfield

That's it...

And it kicks ass

It's definitely not always "metal" to do something like that

But he pulled it off
Plus, let's not forget
We do not ever forget
Hetfield absolutely killing the guitar solo
That pretty much blew our naive little minds

"I thought Kirk Hammett was the lead guitar player! James is playing the solo!
I just seen it!
He's usually just the rhythm guitar player, but he's playing the solo in the video!"
We, as little boys all shrieked hysterically.
More to come later

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Heavy Metal Spotlight #4: Grim Reaper

Grim Reaper - See You In Hell 

(1984)

Official Video

Grim Reaper - See You In Hell

(Live 1987)

Headbanger's Ball MTV

Grim Reaper - Rock You To Hell 

(Live 1987)

Headbanger's Ball MTV

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Nintendo 8-Bit Castlevania 1-3 Full Soundtracks

Castlevania - (1987 8-Bit NES) Full Soundtrack

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (1988 8-Bit NES) Full Soundtrack Extended

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse (1990 8-Bit NES) Full Soundtrack

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Hilarious Christian Anti-Heavy Metal Propaganda Film: Parts 1-16

Part 1 of 16

Part 2 of 16

Part 3 of 16

Part 4 of 16

Part 5 of 16

Part 6 of 16

Part 7 of 16

Part 8 of 16

Part 9 of 16

Part 10 of 16

Part 11 of 16

Part 12 of 16

Part 13 of 16

Part 14 of 16

Part 15 of 16

Part 16 of 16

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Heavy Metal Spotlight #3: Skid Row

Artist: Skid Row

Song: I Remember You

Album: Skid Row 

When: 1989

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Artist: Skid Row

Song: 18 And Life

Album: Skid Row

When: 1989

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Artist: Skid Row

Song: Monkey Business

Album: Slave To The Grind

When: 1991

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Artist: Skid Row

Song: Fire In The Hole (Demo)

Album: 40 Seasons - The Best Of Skid Row

When: 1991

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Heavy Metal Spotlight #2 - Steel Panther

Artist: Steel Panther

Album: Feel The Steel 

Released: October 6, 2009

Track Listing:

1) Death To All But Metal

2) Asian Hooker

3) Community Property

4) Eyes Of A Panther

5) Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)

6) Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

7) Party All Day (Fuck All Night)

8) Turn Out The Lights

9) Stripper Girl

10) The Shocker

11) Girl From Oklahoma

12) Hell's On Fire

13) Big Boobs (Non-Album Track)

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I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!! (2.0 w/Sound-Track)

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: May/June 2014

"I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!!"

Sound-Track:

Death From Above 1979

Do It (Live)

Instructions:

Set your bass, treble, and overall volume at 100%.

Start the song

Scroll up a little bit

Click to enlarge the artwork

Stare at the eyes of the man in this cartoon

Do not worry about learning the words to the song
I never learned them and neither should you

Just stare
Over and over you must play the song
When the song finishes
Re-start the tune, click and enlarge the cartoon again
Let your eyes glaze over and cross
Your eye-balls will get blurry and that is good for you :)
Zoom, Scan, Scroll, Pan, Focus

Become hypnotized

Obtain Knowledge

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The Misfits X-Posed Interviews Parts 1-12

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 1

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 2

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 3

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 4

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 5

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 6

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 7

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 8

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 9

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 10

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 11

The Misfits X-Posed

Interviews Part 12

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Danzig Home Videos

Danzig I - Home Video (1990)

Def American Records

Featuring Rare Band Footage, Interviews and Videos

1) Am I Demon

2) Twist Of Cain

3) She Rides

4) Mother

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Danzig II: Lucifuge - Home Video (1991)

Def American Recordings 

Featuring Rare Band Footage, Interviews and Videos

1) Devil's Plaything

2) Killer Wolf

3)  I'm The One

4) Her Black Wings

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Beavis And Butthead Danzig Videos

Beavis And Butthead's Commentary On 4 Danzig Videos

The First Danzig Song I Ever Heard

Was "How The Gods Kill" In The Middle Of The Night

On Beavis And Butthead In 1992 Or 1993

I Can't Remember

True Story

Cancerslug - RetroAbortion

Cancerslug - RetroAbortion

Alabama Bloodbath Version

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Cancerslug - RetroAbortion

Battle Hymns Version

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Cancerslug - RetroAbortion

Tales Of A Butcher Version

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Danzig - Left Hand Black

Danzig III - How The Gods Kill

Left Hand Black (LP Version)

(1992)

Danzig III - How The Gods Kill

Left Hand Black

Live: October 31st, 1992

Irvine Meadows Amphitheater

Irvine Meadows, CA

Heavy Metal Spotlight #1: Megadeth

Megadeth - Skin O' My Teeth (Live)

July 14, 1992

Bangin' With MTV

Megadeth - Holy Wars...The Punishment Due (Live)

Dec. 5, 1990

Auburn Hills, Michigan

Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour (Live)

1990
London, England

Megadeth - Devil's Island (Live)

October 14, 1990

Wembley Arena

London, England