12/26/2014
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Heavy Metal Spotlight #4: Grim Reaper
Grim Reaper - See You In Hell
(1984)
Official Video
Grim Reaper - See You In Hell
(Live 1987)
Headbanger's Ball MTV
Grim Reaper - Rock You To Hell
(Live 1987)
Headbanger's Ball MTV
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Monday, August 18, 2014
To All Truthers on YouTube
This is literally one of the funniest things I have ever heard
From the first two seconds I knew this was going to be a gold mine
Please enjoy this guy's Christian-based rant
You're welcome
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Sunday, August 17, 2014
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Sunday, July 27, 2014
I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!! (2.0 w/Sound-Track)
Artist: Brandon Schlong
Where: Madison, WI
When: May/June 2014
"I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!!"
Sound-Track:
Death From Above 1979
Do It (Live)
Instructions:
Set your bass, treble, and overall volume at 100%.
Start the song
Scroll up a little bit
Click to enlarge the artwork
Stare at the eyes of the man in this cartoon
Do not worry about learning the words to the song
I never learned them and neither should you
I never learned them and neither should you
Just stare
Over and over you must play the song
When the song finishes
Re-start the tune, click and enlarge the cartoon again
Let your eyes glaze over and cross
Your eye-balls will get blurry and that is good for you :)
Zoom, Scan, Scroll, Pan, Focus
Over and over you must play the song
When the song finishes
Re-start the tune, click and enlarge the cartoon again
Let your eyes glaze over and cross
Your eye-balls will get blurry and that is good for you :)
Zoom, Scan, Scroll, Pan, Focus
Become hypnotized
Obtain Knowledge
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Sunday, July 20, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
You Dumb, Fucking Optimist!!!
This is a reminder to myself that things will fucking get better, regardless of how shitty I feel on any given day.
Not really a lot of positive vibes coming off of this little cartoon...but, I don't fucking care...
Am I right, folks?
Artist: Brandon Schlong
Where: Madison, WI
Completed: July 5, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Brandon Schlong Self-Portrait: Age 9
Artist: Brandon Schlong
Where: Madison, WI
When: February 14, 2014
Time Period Of Rendering: 1990
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Book Of Love
What could this guy possibly be SCREAMING at this lady? What was Brandon Schlong thinking before he wrote those lyrics?
Fun Fact: 45% of the text in this cartoon was written as a result of Brandon Schlong remembering the lyrics wrong.
What was the fucking song I saw this guy screaming into that ladies face? Was it...what? The Banner? Was it Christmas Songs? "The Great White Cross?" Nope...
And, I certainly didn't want to make this a holiday piece. That's for damn, sure.
Besides, I can only produce winter-holiday artwork when I am fully wrapped in a bear-skin rug, naked in front of a roaring fireplace, out of my mind, high on crystal meth.
Artist: Brandon Schlong
When: June 2014
Where: Madison, WI
The Monotones - Book Of Love (1958)
Fun Fact: 45% of the text in this cartoon was written as a result of Brandon Schlong remembering the lyrics wrong.
What was the fucking song I saw this guy screaming into that ladies face? Was it...what? The Banner? Was it Christmas Songs? "The Great White Cross?" Nope...
And, I certainly didn't want to make this a holiday piece. That's for damn, sure.
Besides, I can only produce winter-holiday artwork when I am fully wrapped in a bear-skin rug, naked in front of a roaring fireplace, out of my mind, high on crystal meth.
Artist: Brandon Schlong
When: June 2014
Where: Madison, WI
Friday, June 20, 2014
I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!!
Artist: Brandon Schlong
Where: Madison, WI
When: May/June
Monday, June 16, 2014
Stand-Up Comedy Spotlight #4: David Cross
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 1)
Audio Compilation of David Cross' Religious Stand-Up Material
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 2)
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 3)
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 4)
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 5)
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 6)
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 7)
David Cross - Passion Of The Cross (Part 8)
The Fluffing Room
I tell everybody, very pompously, using my Yacht Club Accent:
"It's a very crude assembly of turn-abouts with saggy trousers
at a rather up-scale pissin' and shittin' house."
Artist: Brandon Schlong
Where: Madison, WI
When: May 2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Unkempt Hairy Mary
Unkempt Hairy Mary, strolling along giggling, devil-may-care
Ignorant of the bulb, festering in her underwear
Organic, nutrient-rich, dense and fertile
Removing her panties will make your stomach curdle
Her never-groomed muffin, explodes with coarse, black hair
Smelling-salts will revive you, after sniffing her bush on a dare
This bewhiskered land is private, not flirty
A pestilent mane that moistens when dirty
Ignorant of the bulb, festering in her underwear
Organic, nutrient-rich, dense and fertile
Removing her panties will make your stomach curdle
Her never-groomed muffin, explodes with coarse, black hair
Smelling-salts will revive you, after sniffing her bush on a dare
This bewhiskered land is private, not flirty
A pestilent mane that moistens when dirty
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Brandon Schlong Self-Portrait: Age 11
Artist: Brandon Schlong
Where: Madison, WI
When: February 12, 2014
Time Period Of Rendering: 1992
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Stand-Up Comedy Spotlight #3: Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore - The Future Of America
Live 1991 (Part 1/3)
Pauly Shore - The Future Of America
Live 1991 (Part 2/3)
Pauly Shore - The Future Of America
Live 1991 (Part 3/3)
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
This Is Where I Live #1
There's really no story here, no punch-line...
This is where I live.
A proud sign in the window of a local gas-station.
An earnest proclamation...
In all honesty...a big, goddamn selling point.
Marketing adeptness and savvy...
Know your goddamn customer.
Well done, local gas-station.
Well done.
Stand-Up Comedy Spotlight #2: Louis C.K.
Louis C.K. - Chewed Up (Full Show)
March 1st, 2008
Boston, MA
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