My Next Trick Is Called...

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: Completed July 11, 2014

I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!! (2.0 w/Sound-Track)

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: May/June 2014

"I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!!"

Sound-Track:

Death From Above 1979

Do It (Live)

Instructions:

Set your bass, treble, and overall volume at 100%.

Start the song

Scroll up a little bit

Click to enlarge the artwork

Stare at the eyes of the man in this cartoon

Do not worry about learning the words to the song
I never learned them and neither should you

Just stare
Over and over you must play the song
When the song finishes
Re-start the tune, click and enlarge the cartoon again
Let your eyes glaze over and cross
Your eye-balls will get blurry and that is good for you :)
Zoom, Scan, Scroll, Pan, Focus

Become hypnotized

Obtain Knowledge

\,,/

Baseball Glove Man

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: Completed July 2, 2014

You Dumb, Fucking Optimist!!!

This is a reminder to myself that things will fucking get better, regardless of how shitty I feel on any given day.

Not really a lot of positive vibes coming off of this little cartoon...but, I don't fucking care...

Am I right, folks?

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

Completed: July 5, 2014

Book Of Love

What could this guy possibly be SCREAMING at this lady? What was Brandon Schlong thinking before he wrote those lyrics?

Fun Fact: 45% of the text in this cartoon was written as a result of Brandon Schlong remembering the lyrics wrong.

What was the fucking song I saw this guy screaming into that ladies face? Was it...what? The Banner? Was it Christmas Songs? "The Great White Cross?" Nope...

And, I certainly didn't want to make this a holiday piece. That's for damn, sure.

Besides, I can only produce winter-holiday artwork when I am fully wrapped  in a bear-skin rug, naked in front of a roaring fireplace, out of my mind, high on crystal meth.

Artist: Brandon Schlong
When: June 2014
Where: Madison, WI

The Monotones - Book Of Love (1958)

I Warned You Darling, But You Fucking Did It Anyway!!!

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: May/June

The Fluffing Room

I tell everybody, very pompously, using my Yacht Club Accent:

"It's a very crude assembly of turn-abouts with saggy trousers 

at a rather up-scale pissin' and shittin' house."

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: May 2014

Brandon Schlong Self-Portrait: Age 11

Artist: Brandon Schlong

Where: Madison, WI

When: February 12, 2014

Time Period Of Rendering: 1992

Francisco de Goya Art Gallery #1

 The Witches' Sabbath

 The Bewitched Man

The Burial of the Sardine (Detail)

The Madhouse

 Hasta La Muerte

 Los Disparates/Los Proverbios

 Adoration of the Great He-Goat

The Burial of the Sardine

The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters

Pulp Art #1

Cracker Girl by: Harry Whittington

Swamp Brat by: Allen O'Quinn

White Trash by: Beulah Poynter

The Barn by: Glenn Low

Backwoods Hussy by: Hallard Whitney

Backwoods Tramp by: Harry Whittington

Bayou Girl by: John B. Thompson

Untamed by: Rick Wentworth 

Sex Cabin by: John Dexter

The Brat by: Gil Brewer

Trailer-Camp Girl by: Doug Duperrault

MAD Magazine Artwork #1

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